Wednesday, December 10, 2008

SmS

1.If u don't go after what u want, u'll never have it. If u don't ask, the answer is always no. If u don't step forward, u r always in the same place. So... Go... Ask.... And step forward.


2.Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my Friend is forever worthwhile

3.True luv is eternal... Cherish the luv when u've got the chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U.

4.Friends are gifts wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses and smiles, given by God to stay not just for a day, but for life.

5.What makes some people dearest is NOT just the happiness that you feel when you meet them; but it's the pain you feel when you miss them...

Jokes

Spinster Sister
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open-heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Well, then send the bill to my brother-in-law."